Posts tagged work

coffee

Sep 25th

Posted by Jerry Zeinfeld in zeinfeldisms

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The key to good coffee, is bad coffee.

If the coffee is good, you’ll drink a lot, and a lot isn’t good for you.

If it’s bad, youll drink just enough to keep you awake, and that’s all you need. Unless of course, you need more coffee.

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coffee, starbucks, work

Mcyogurt

Sep 5th

Posted by Jerry Zeinfeld in zeinfeldisms

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How come they don’t put fruit on the top? It’s either blended (which is the best way to go all together) or its placed on the bottom. Is Dannon that F ing lazy? Is Yoplait taking off on Fridays because their workers don’t have to mix the yogurt? I think if you are this lazy, you can at least put the fruit on the top, that way through shipping and everything it will shift to the bottom and naturally blend itself within the yogurt, thus giving me an extra two minutes to surf the net instead of actually work.

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