Posts tagged work

The 9-5

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meeting

Is it just me or do a majority of meetings consist of just planning the next meeting?

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thanks, but no thanks

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simpsons

You know what? I like to hold my sneezes in and save them for church.  Honestly, I get a lot more out of having the head minister of a church saying “g-d bless you” than the idiot working next to my cubicle.

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60 degreeZ in nYc in january

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shade tree

how come we cant convince our bosses at work to let us work outside? in elementary school if the weather was nice we could go under a tree and have class.

it would be nice once in a while

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workroids

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barry bonds steroids

How come athletes are the only ones with access to “performance enhancing drugs.”

The only thing available for doctors, accountants, lawyers and McDonalds workers is coffee.

This is a HIGHLY unfair isn’t it?

Maybe we shouldn’t get mad athletes when they take those things, if there was something we could inject into our asses to work better we’d be late to work everyday just because we were taking them.

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ass of u and me

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man on fire

I am a man who loves to make assumptions, so I am going to assume that in the old days, when people were fired from their jobs, they were actually set on fire.

Actually, now that I think about it, why did we ever stop this practice?  How much harder would you work if being engulfed in flames was the consequence to unfinished TPS reports?

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