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Office humor advice: When there is a weird (but good) smell floating around the office, and for example someone says “it smells like pizza in here” – just say “it’s my new cologne, ‘pizza’.” Then insert a famous perfume makers name here like Gucci, while also changing the food name to something more elegant.
So to review:
Person A: Whats that smell? it smells like hot dogs.. does anyone else smell it?
Person B: It’s my new cologne “Frankfurter” by Jean Paul Gaultier.
Let the LoLz roll in.
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is more tired than Michelin.
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You know what would suck?
A real fire after a fire drill.
Goodluck convincing people to go back outside.
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It’s funny when people try to put too much paper into the shredder. They spend more time trying to take out the paper that got stuck instead of just following the rules.
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I hate these people who update their voice messages at work to announce every moment they are in or out of the office. Well, actually come to think of it it’s kind of like a pre-historic status update. Ok nevermind I like them again.
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