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it’s only a dollar!
Feb 22nd
Dear Facebook,
The gig is up, a piece of paper? As a gift?
Happy Birthday, Son! Here is a piece of paper!! If you look closely its wide-ruled, your favorite!!
Honestly, I am beginning to lose all confidence in Mark Zuckerburg and his dot com.
Go Fuck Yourself,
Love
~Bob
xoxoxoxoxo
PS. It’s snowing outside!
finding your target market
Nov 30th
uncle walt, meet the internet
Mar 7th
Ok Disney. Is this a joke? You guys are still releasing movies saying “limited time only.” Well just now I found 500 copies of your “limited edition” version of Peter Pan just on Ebay. Lets check Amazon. Suprise – available! As well as the 10 pages of availability they currently have listed on Froogle. I don’t really know why you guys still do it, I don’t even know why you guys did it in the past. I even have three years of Marketing under my belt (Under my belt? What does this even mean? In my stomach?) at a Major U.S. University, and I still don’t even know what the reasoning is behind this.
You can go ahead and stop threatening us, because we didn’t jump up and go buy the Return of Jafar when you told us it wouldn’t be available anymore last century, and we certainly are not going to go and get Peter Pan anytime soon.
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