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Feb 27th
public enemy # 1.0
Feb 2nd
How many times have you been working on something important on word or excel, only to realize that he has shown up on screen and the last three minutes of typing didn’t go through? If that’s not enough it takes another ten minutes to get rid of him. Was this some sick joke by Microsoft?
Rumor has it that Bill had his programmers working 80-90 hour weeks while trying to create Windows 95. Late one night one programmer was in his 33rd straight hour when he started hallucinating and talking to a paper clip on his desk. Steve Balmer came in and saw all of this and instantly fell in love. Thus, the office assistant was born.
PS. I wonder if he made the cut for Windows Vista. Survey says: Please God no!
flat panel vs flat screen
Jan 8th
For the last time, a flat screen is NOT the same thing as a flat PANEL. You still don’t get it?
THIS IS A FLAT PANEL!!! Your flat panels are either LCD or Plasma. They cost MUCH more, look MUCH better, and increase your feng-shui ten fold.
This, is a flat SCREEN (below)
They are big like your old TV, except the screen is FLAT, hence flat SCREEN. They are cheap, heavy and the picture sucks. GET IT? GOOD!! Now correct your friends next time they make the mistake. If you don’t tell ten friends about this within the next three minutes your crush will give you an STD.
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