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Nov 1st
Dear Poindexter,
You know at the end of a lecture when the teacher asks you if anyone has any more questions?
Sorry…this just boggles my mind…you guys are so freaking smart, yet you still haven’t learned that this isn’t your cue to ask questions, but your time to SHUT THE FUCK UP. You do realize you are holding everyone else up from leaving, don’t you?
we need a barista, STAT!
Oct 13th
second times a charm
Jul 5th
Is latex recycle-able?
If it is, then we should probably be recycling condoms.
The only stats I could find were here, which shows approx 300 million sold,… IN 1988!! Adjusted for inflation, while including an increase in male hornyness and the rise of slutty girls, that comes out to just over 30 billion condoms sold (and presumed used) in 2006* in the US alone!
Would people use these sloppy second branded recycled condoms?
I look at it this way, this is your chance to play your part in stopping global warming. If we don’t do something now then our children won’t live to see earth as we know it, full of used condoms.
*+-99% margin of error.
the kids aren’t alright
Mar 31st
This is a snapshot from Foxnews with the latest headlines from today.
Is seems to me that the youth of America is the biggest cause of all our problems.
Any suggestions as to what we can do to them? Other then try to have sex with them and give them firearms and matches?
Maybe we should just stop having children and put an end to society. Sometimes its better to take the easy way out. It’s been a good time, we have made a lot of progress with the internet and cars and technology, but it’s time to put together an exit strategy because I just don’t think this is going to work out.
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