Posts tagged sexuality

The next time you think about molesting

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I don’t think we should go as far as not allowing sex offenders to own homes.

However I do think their homes should have to be made of clear materials so we can always see whats happening inside.

glass house

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caption contest

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ny sports clubs

f _ c k better?

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walk the line

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last urinal

You know what’s a sad moment?  Probably even sadder than when a man has his last meal before execution?  When a man uses a urinal for the last time before a sex change operation.

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blind dinner

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cow

I would really like to see pictures of the animals on the packaging of all meat I eat.

I wouldnt feel comfortable eating a girl if I didn’t know what she looked like, so I sure as hell wouldn’t feel comfortable eating a cow if I didn’t know what it looked like.

What if it was fat or ugly?  That could ruin my reputation.  It would be like a blind date with no information beforehand.  At least if they are human we can look them up on myspace or facebook, with animals there is no database available.

This also goes for chicken, pigs, duck, deer and turkey.

You might say, well what about fish? You wouldn’t eat a girl without seeing her, would you eat fish too without seeing it?  Well, yes are right, eating fish is pretty much exactly like eating a girl, so I agree I would require at minimum a headshot of the fish as well.

cowgirl

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pic of the day

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soft leather carrying case lcs-twat

A Bargain at only $40, I usually have to pay at least $100, plus dinner!

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