Posts tagged rules

An Open Letter to Lazy Office Workers

Jun 25th

Posted by Jerry Zeinfeld in zeinfeldisms

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Paper Shredder

It’s funny when people try to put too much paper into the shredder.  They spend more time trying to take out the paper that got stuck instead of just following the rules.

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n e r d s

Nov 1st

Posted by Jerry Zeinfeld in zeinfeldisms

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Dear Poindexter,

nerdYou know at the end of a lecture when the teacher asks you if anyone has any more questions?

Sorry…this just boggles my mind…you guys are so freaking smart, yet you still haven’t learned that this isn’t your cue to ask questions, but your time to SHUT THE FUCK UP.  You do realize you are holding everyone else up from leaving, don’t you?

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