Posts tagged politics

simple number crunching

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work zone sign

When the state fixes or repairs roads, they feel the need to charge us double for traffic violations.  It is only fair that we get a discount if the road is old or if there are other problems with the road.  Maybe Sundays can be 35 percent off because the road was built by the WPA or half off Tuesdays because of excessive potholes.

uneven pavement

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caption contest

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w cafe

Already planning for retirement George has opened up and plans to manage this Deli on Fifth Avenue in Manhattan.

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i must have passed through a warp zone

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new-jersey-governor

After seeing this on the front page of foxnews.com

It makes me wonder, what year are we in?!?! Is this normal?!?!

This just proves my theory that gay-ex-governors of New Jersey always have threesomes with their wives and drivers.

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super tuesday

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Bar none, I am the smartest person I know.

Up until this morning I wasn’t sure who I was going to vote for in the upcoming election.

I am pleased to announce however, I have finally made my decision.

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dear lawmakaZ

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Indiana drivers license

After reading this article about a New York construction worker being forced into a rectal examination after an on the site construction accident, I would like to propose a check box on our licenses, similar to the organ donor, authorizing if we want objects-in-the-anus or not.

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