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third period: math

Mar 22nd

Posted by Jerry Zeinfeld in news

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will ferrel old school naked

Class,

Today’s math lesson will be in addition.  Please get out your loose leaf paper and a sharpened two pencil and get ready to take notes.

Lets begin;

alcohol + tasers = ok

nudity + tasers = kinky

alcohol + nudity = great

alcohol + nudity + tasers = death

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CAPTION CONTEST!!

Apr 10th

Posted by Jerry Zeinfeld in zeinfeldisms

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Before Hillary Clinton can be elected president, I think the she should at least be able to teach her citizens that they shouldn’t park on the street illegaly, especially if that particurly stretch of road is HOME TO A POLICE PRECINCT!

The last picture with the metermaid cars (whatever they are called?) is the best.

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you’ll never EVER see

Feb 10th

Posted by Jerry Zeinfeld in zeinfeldisms

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simpsons seizures

You will never EVER see an epileptic police officer.  In that case every time he turned on his lights to catch a criminal he would have a seizure and go out of control.  People would commit crimes just to watch him spaz out on the ground.

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