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Thanks – But I already I know I’m Fast
May 5th
I bet you didn’t know this about me. But I go to the bathroom (#1) faster than anyone I know. Nine times out of ten the first thing I hear when I exit a bathroom is ”did you even go?” It’s quite embarrasing. How do I deal with it you ask? I just hang out in the bathroom after I go. Honestly there isn’t much to do there and its quite boring – but welcome to the life of a speed pisser.
It’s better than people thinking I have a bladder problem, or better yet that I am some kind of pathological piss liar.
America has already seen a black president, gay marriage, and legalized marijauna, however fast pee’ers are still NOT WELCOME.
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