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Your momma 2009
Sep 24th
As the youth are getting older (apparently by the second) and having children, it’s come to my attention that the diseases they got in the late 80’s and early 90’s are still with them today, which makes me ask: What is a kid supposed to tell his friends is growing on his moms upper lip? If they don’t already make fun of him for being fat and poor, his mom having herpes lip can’t be helping his case either.
Next time you bone, think twice for the kids!
“your mommas herpes is so bad she can only supress 2 days out of 30″ DISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You got served!
anybody have any loaded guns, machetes or any other dangerous objects to lend an australian family?
Jan 29th
Australians are great parents.
Take this for example.
Alicia Cotter, mother extraordinaire, has a two year old son named Noah. They also have a dog named Cassey. Noah is a nice regular two year old boy. One day he decided to play with Cassey and he pulled on his ears. Coincidentally, Cassey, a Mastiff, decided he wasn’t cool with it and proceeded to maul the boy. With deep cuts and scratches all over the left side of his face, his mother has decided to blame her son in the incident and has decided to keep the dog. Noah, two years old, agrees, “Cassey is a good dog”.
Highlights of the story include:
Noah was covered in blood and crying hysterically when Ms Cottier pulled him away from the dog and dialled triple-0.
“There was blood everywhere, and he was screaming,” she said.
Ambulance officers from the Hunter Westpac Rescue Helicopter attended to Noah and deemed him “the luckiest boy alive”.
lollipop lollipop
Jun 18th
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