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Want to be an Office Comedian?
Nov 11th
Office humor advice: When there is a weird (but good) smell floating around the office, and for example someone says “it smells like pizza in here” – just say “it’s my new cologne, ‘pizza’.” Then insert a famous perfume makers name here like Gucci, while also changing the food name to something more elegant.
So to review:
Person A: Whats that smell? it smells like hot dogs.. does anyone else smell it?
Person B: It’s my new cologne “Frankfurter” by Jean Paul Gaultier.
Let the LoLz roll in.
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