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Mar 16th
Is Angelina Jolie trying to create her own Noahs Arc – of humans?
She just racked up another child from another country, this time: Vietnam.
That adds to her collection of adopted children from Cambodia and Ethiopia. Oddly enough her own child wasn’t even born in the United States, it was born in Namibia.
Don’t believe shes a collector?
This is taken directly from wikipedia
On March 15, 2007, Jolie adopted a three-year-old boy from Vietnam, Pax Thien Jolie, who was abandoned at birth at a local hospital. She collected the boy from the Tam Binh orphanage in Ho Chi Minh City.[67
Here is a map we put together to help you visualize the mayhem.
Lets look at trends, if you play your cards right, she might snatch up your baby for the bible project too.
- Countries ending in “ia” (3:4)
- Coastal (4:4)
- Little boys (3:4)
- The only kind she actually gave birth to was a girl, we translate this to only liking one penis in her at at a time.
What I would really like in all of this, is for her not to tell the kids they are adopted. That would really throw them off.
Interesting note: the ugliest one of them all was their own creation.
more later!
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