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Parent Awards: Volume I
Jul 27th
Our prestigious parents of the day award goes to Cameron Brown, 47, of Los Angeles (Translation: the City of Angels) California. He thought it would be a great idea to throw his four year old daugter off of a cliff isntead of paying $1,000 a month for child support. Now he looks to be spending the rest of his life in prison. Congratulations!
It’s a Bad Day To Be a Woman
Jun 5th
i must have passed through a warp zone
Mar 17th
After seeing this on the front page of foxnews.com
It makes me wonder, what year are we in?!?! Is this normal?!?!
This just proves my theory that gay-ex-governors of New Jersey always have threesomes with their wives and drivers.
anybody have any loaded guns, machetes or any other dangerous objects to lend an australian family?
Jan 29th
Australians are great parents.
Take this for example.
Alicia Cotter, mother extraordinaire, has a two year old son named Noah. They also have a dog named Cassey. Noah is a nice regular two year old boy. One day he decided to play with Cassey and he pulled on his ears. Coincidentally, Cassey, a Mastiff, decided he wasn’t cool with it and proceeded to maul the boy. With deep cuts and scratches all over the left side of his face, his mother has decided to blame her son in the incident and has decided to keep the dog. Noah, two years old, agrees, “Cassey is a good dog”.
Highlights of the story include:
Noah was covered in blood and crying hysterically when Ms Cottier pulled him away from the dog and dialled triple-0.
“There was blood everywhere, and he was screaming,” she said.
Ambulance officers from the Hunter Westpac Rescue Helicopter attended to Noah and deemed him “the luckiest boy alive”.
discount travel fares coming soon
Jan 25th
I don’t know if THIS is a joke, but apparently some Eithiopians have been caught trying to sneak into America as stow aways on a plane in the overhead compartment.
This brings two things to mind
Either A. we need to send them more food
or B. Airlines can start selling the overhead compartments on flights at a reduced rate?
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