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Indian pive hundred

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Riddle me this.

What percentage of cab drivers in New York City are of Indian Descent? 80? 90?

Think all you want, but these people are actually good drivers, if they weren’t there would be a hell of a lot more wrecks.

My question to you:  Why do we not have any Indian Drivers in Nascar or anykind of redneck driving game?  It seems like they are always racing in NYC anyways, why hasn’t anyone had some kind of olympics, taken the winner out of it and put him in a Budweiser stock car and send him on his way?

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Would “thank you, come again” get annoying because they would do it after each lap?

My only guess is that their body odor reacting with racing fumes could cause a potentially hazardous explosion that they are not willing to risk.

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NYC random fact: every September 16th the street spontaneously lactates 2% milk

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I LOVE 30 ROCK!!! Forrealzies.

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tracy morgan lamborghiniI was running to Penn station to catch the 5:14 train today when I heard “smells like teen spirit” blasting out of a Lamborghini.

I looked into the car and saw a black man so I immediately thought to myself he must be famous.  Turns out it was Tracy Morgan! Sadly enough, he totally ignored me.  Since I had to catch the train I couldn’t hang around too long, so I yelled  ”I LOVE 30 ROCK!!!” at went on my way.

Just another day in NYC.

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Real Overheard NYC Conversations: Volume I

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Mexican 1: Hold this for me I am going to go get the car.

Mexican 2: Go fuck yourself.

Real Overheard NYC Conversations contains actual conversations I overheard on the streets of New York City.  If you heard something crazy post it in the comments!

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Damn You Dianne Von Furstenberg

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When I turned the corner and bumped into this line of 200 women at 9:00am I thought it could only be one of two things. Either A: American women were finally coming to their senses and taking cooking classes or b: they were casting for a new season of Flavor of Love with Flava Flav. Unfortunately it was neither of them – it was just a Dianne Von Furstenberg sample sale.

More pics after the jump.

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