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it’s only a dollar!
Feb 22nd
Dear Facebook,
The gig is up, a piece of paper? As a gift?
Happy Birthday, Son! Here is a piece of paper!! If you look closely its wide-ruled, your favorite!!
Honestly, I am beginning to lose all confidence in Mark Zuckerburg and his dot com.
Go Fuck Yourself,
Love
~Bob
xoxoxoxoxo
PS. It’s snowing outside!
humans = monkeys
Jan 19th
The most primitive thing to do in society is when people look up and wait for elevator floors to change. It involves the least amount of brain power over any activity known to man. You know what is the second most primitive?
Pushing this button…
I wouldn’t be surprised if we took off the panel and saw that the button isn’t even connected to anything.
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