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Lazy or Genius? I Write You, Decide

Jul 21st

Posted by Jerry Zeinfeld in zeinfeldisms

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Bart_Simpson

Being single allows me to do some things I couldn’t do if I was married.

An example?  If I know I’m not going to see the same people two days in a row – I’ll wear the same thing.  Why go through all the effort in putting something together again when I’ve already found something succesful?

The beauty of this? You’ll never see me two days in a row so you’ll never be able to prove me wrong.  Booyak.

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the key to a successful marriage

Mar 24th

Posted by Jerry Zeinfeld in news

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shotgun top bunk!

Feb 20th

Posted by Jerry Zeinfeld in zeinfeldisms

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bunk beds

When I get married, my wife and I are going to have king sized bunk beds.  This way, when we aren’t going to be doing anything rated R it’ll be a race to the bedroom to get the top bunk.

It’s the little things.

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