Posts tagged kim kardashian

Kim Kardashian in new Carls Jr Commercial

Dec 24th

Posted by Jerry Zeinfeld in kim kardashian

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Women.

Aug 25th

Posted by Jerry Zeinfeld in zeinfeldisms

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elevator-and-kim-kardashian

Women are like elevators,  we push their buttons in the hopes that they will go down on us.

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inspiration perspiration

Feb 11th

Posted by Jerry Zeinfeld in Music

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Inspiration comes from many sources.  Click the read link to see some famous people and their inspiration!

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big punn

Feb 9th

Posted by Jerry Zeinfeld in zeinfeldisms

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kim kardashian velour

How come our hormones make us want to make a whore-moan?

PS.  Kim, I don’t think you are a whore.  I forgive you for what you did with Ray-J. I also don’t mind you being with Reggie Bush, he has a Heisman trophy, you know.  Just make sure he treats you like a princess, that’s all I ask.

xoxoxoxo

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coming soon to a torrent download near you!

Jan 22nd

Posted by Jerry Zeinfeld in zeinfeldisms

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the fucket list

things i have to fornicate with before I kick the bucket

1. african american woman

2. my pet dog.

3. kim kardashian

4. your mom

5. my car

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