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Jacktard of the week
Sep 18th
Our idiot of the day award goes to Jonathan Parker, a 19 year old Pennsylvania kid who decided it would be a good idea to check his Facebook account while robbing a house. Problem is is that he forgot to log out of the computer when he left, leaving a simple trail for the police to follow.
Mazal Tov!
MARTINSBURG – The popular online social networking site Facebook helped lead to an alleged burglar’s arrest after he stopped check his account on the victim’s computer, but forgot to log out before leaving the home with two diamond rings.
Jonathan G. Parker, 19, of Fort Loudoun, Pa., was arraigned Tuesday one count of felony daytime burglary.
According to court records, Deputy P.D. Ware of the Berkeley County Sheriff’s Department responded on Aug. 28 to the victim’s home after she reported the burglary.
She told police that someone had broken into her home through a bedroom window.
There were open cabinets in her garage, and other signs of a burglar.
The victim later noticed that the intruder also used her computer to check his Facebook status, and his account was still open when she checked the computer.
The victim later noticed that she was missing two diamond rings from her dresser in the same room as her computer.
The two rings were worth more than $3,500, reports indicate.
During the investigation, a friend of the victim told her that he knew where Parker was staying, in the same area as the victim’s house.
Police then went to the home and spoke with a friend of Parker’s.
The man said Parker had stopped by his home occasionally, but he said the man didn’t live there.
He also said that the night before the burglary, Parker asked him if he wanted to help break into the victim’s home but he refused.
As of Tuesday evening, Parker remained in custody at the Eastern Regional Jail on $10,000 bail.
If convicted he faces one to 10 years in prison.
Another prison question
Sep 11th
Prison question
Sep 9th
When someone goes to prison and they are living alone/single, what happens to their stuff? Do they put in it in storage? Do they have garage sales to liquidate? Do they not have ANY bills anymore? They must have at least one. Do they forward their mail to the prison? If they do not forward it to prison, who gets its? Who reads it? What if they just signed a two year cell phone contract right before they go to jail and do not want to cancel it and pay late fees, but then end up paying late charges for delinquent payments because they could not make payment? Are they responsible?
Instead of the death penalty and all these scare tactics, law enforcement should emphasize more on what is going to happen to all your STUFF.
Same Concept, Different Outcome
Aug 4th
lol
Nov 19th
Mike Tyson sentenced to 24 hours in jail
My favorite part of the story:
Tyson attorney David Chesnoff said his client had taken 29 drug tests without a relapse since his arrest and that he’s attended Alcoholics Anonymous and Narcotics Anonymous meetings.
I think I speak for all of us when I say there is no anonymity when Mike Tyson, the ear biting rapist, is in the room. PS, if you see this face, RUN.
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