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retardNation – Sisters sell Illinois shaped corn flake on Ebay for $1,350
Mar 22nd

Who says we are in a REcession?
People are buying Illinois shaped corn flakes for $1,350 on Ebay.
This whole recession thing just looks like a classic case of the wrong “RE”.
America isn’t in a REcession
America is REtarded.
Amazon.com sells a pack of 7-24oz boxes of Corn flakes for $32.64 (with free shipping). This means with $1,350 they could have bought approximately 41 of these 7 packs, which amounts to 287 boxes or 6,888 ounces (430 pounds) of Corn Flakes. I am sure within that they could have found the entire United States Earth worth of Corn Flakes.
Better yet, they could have probably accomplished that with only $600 and spent the other $750 to buy the materials necessary to kill themselves, which in the end would have benefited us all much, much, much better.

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