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That’s so Gaza!®
Oct 14th
Today’s headline comes from our least favorite terrorist place in the world – Gaza. It seems like the park officials there have decided to remedy their ailing national zoo and park industry with some new 21st century innovations. Part 1 of the new marketing campaign has them painting donkeys with black and white stripes to look like Zebras (see picture above). Phase 2 involves them cutting off the legs of lizards for the new snake petting area they plan to open as well as cutting the legs off of octopus’s and surgically combining them with other octopus’s to form the worlds only Dodectapus filled aquarium.
Previously they had been running a similar type of program to get people to come to the park – it offered terrorists under 60″ a reduced price for admission – unfortunately they all died in suicide bombings and could not take advantage of the discount.
If you have any other ideas they should consider leave them in the comments!
Parent Awards: Volume I
Jul 27th
Our prestigious parents of the day award goes to Cameron Brown, 47, of Los Angeles (Translation: the City of Angels) California. He thought it would be a great idea to throw his four year old daugter off of a cliff isntead of paying $1,000 a month for child support. Now he looks to be spending the rest of his life in prison. Congratulations!
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