Posts tagged google

GMail Suggestion

Oct 14th

Posted by Jerry Zeinfeld in zeinfeldisms

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Sergey and Lawrence:

Heres an idear:

GMail should know when I receive the same forward from someone that I know and reject it from going to my inbox along with a message telling whomever sent it how I appreciate them wasting my life with their old shitty unoriginal emails.

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Persian Check

May 12th

Posted by Jerry Zeinfeld in Headlines

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Google

Google must not have any persian employees or else this wouldn’t be on their homepage today.

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saturday afternoon boredom

Jan 19th

Posted by Jerry Zeinfeld in google

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Guess what our favorite internet search companies slogan is

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of course, of course

Dec 3rd

Posted by Jerry Zeinfeld in zeinfeldisms

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I think if Humpty Dumpty were to fall today, all of the kings horses and all of the kings men would just google search how to put him back together thus rendering the whole story obsolete. It wouldn’t have even received one digg.

Which, in all honesty, this is the first time I ever thought about that nursery rhyme.

Why did the king turn to his horses for advice on putting him back together?

Were horses a lot smarter in the early 1800s? Maybe we should be considering them in all of our decisions today? They still manage to convince the police to use them when the police have cars and other faster more efficient non pooping tools to use. I don’t really know… but I really wish I had a horse to talk this over with.

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