Posts tagged global warming

60 degreeZ in nYc in january

Jan 8th

Posted by Jerry Zeinfeld in zeinfeldisms

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shade tree

how come we cant convince our bosses at work to let us work outside? in elementary school if the weather was nice we could go under a tree and have class.

it would be nice once in a while

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yayyy global warming

Nov 14th

Posted by Jerry Zeinfeld in zeinfeldisms

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Gentleman and gentleman,

It’s my pleasure to introduce to you the Boeing Humvee-mounted laser avenger, designed to kill any aging hippy liberal douche that stands in the way between you and, well, your other Hummers.

boeing humvee laser avenger

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second times a charm

Jul 5th

Posted by Jerry Zeinfeld in zeinfeldisms

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condom

Is latex recycle-able?

If it is, then we should probably be recycling condoms.

The only stats I could find were here, which shows approx 300 million sold,… IN 1988!! Adjusted for inflation, while including an increase in male hornyness and the rise of slutty girls, that comes out to just over 30 billion condoms sold (and presumed used) in 2006* in the US alone!

Would people use these sloppy second branded recycled condoms?

I look at it this way, this is your chance to play your part in stopping global warming.  If we don’t do something now then our children won’t live to see earth as we know it, full of used condoms.

*+-99% margin of error.

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