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Feb 1st
Dear Doctors,
Overall, I’m the most perfect person I know. So plastic surgery is a no-go.
However, if they can figure out a way to change me so I don’t get shocked when I touch metal, I’ll be the first to sign up.
No matter how buff, strong, smart, cool, funny, sweet or perfect a person you are, it fuckin hurts, and I hate it.


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