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I bet you didn’t know this about me.  But I go to the bathroom (#1) faster than anyone I know.  Nine times out of ten the first thing I hear when I exit a bathroom is ”did you even go?”  It’s quite embarrasing.  How do I deal with it you ask? I just hang out in the bathroom after I go.  Honestly there isn’t much to do there and its quite boring – but welcome to the life of a speed pisser.

It’s better than people thinking I have a bladder problem, or better yet that I am some kind of pathological piss liar.

America has already seen a black president, gay marriage, and legalized marijauna, however fast pee’ers are still NOT WELCOME.

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