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Jacktard of the week
Sep 18th
Our idiot of the day award goes to Jonathan Parker, a 19 year old Pennsylvania kid who decided it would be a good idea to check his Facebook account while robbing a house. Problem is is that he forgot to log out of the computer when he left, leaving a simple trail for the police to follow.
Mazal Tov!
MARTINSBURG – The popular online social networking site Facebook helped lead to an alleged burglar’s arrest after he stopped check his account on the victim’s computer, but forgot to log out before leaving the home with two diamond rings.
Jonathan G. Parker, 19, of Fort Loudoun, Pa., was arraigned Tuesday one count of felony daytime burglary.
According to court records, Deputy P.D. Ware of the Berkeley County Sheriff’s Department responded on Aug. 28 to the victim’s home after she reported the burglary.
She told police that someone had broken into her home through a bedroom window.
There were open cabinets in her garage, and other signs of a burglar.
The victim later noticed that the intruder also used her computer to check his Facebook status, and his account was still open when she checked the computer.
The victim later noticed that she was missing two diamond rings from her dresser in the same room as her computer.
The two rings were worth more than $3,500, reports indicate.
During the investigation, a friend of the victim told her that he knew where Parker was staying, in the same area as the victim’s house.
Police then went to the home and spoke with a friend of Parker’s.
The man said Parker had stopped by his home occasionally, but he said the man didn’t live there.
He also said that the night before the burglary, Parker asked him if he wanted to help break into the victim’s home but he refused.
As of Tuesday evening, Parker remained in custody at the Eastern Regional Jail on $10,000 bail.
If convicted he faces one to 10 years in prison.
Six signs you are addicted to Facebook
Sep 17th
1. You subconsciously open another tab and go to Facebook again while you already have it open
JZ predicted the future!
Jul 13th
I said it! December 19, 2007 that someone would get arrested for poking someone on Facebook! And it finally happened!
Mazal tov to me and my brains!
Mazal tov to Shannon Jackson as well, for being our Jacktard of the week!
Me Loves the Internet
Jul 12th
Everyonce in a while, I come across a few wackos on the internet. This guy is one of them. Don’t ask me how I found him. You can guess though, in the comments!
it’s only a dollar!
Feb 22nd
Dear Facebook,
The gig is up, a piece of paper? As a gift?
Happy Birthday, Son! Here is a piece of paper!! If you look closely its wide-ruled, your favorite!!
Honestly, I am beginning to lose all confidence in Mark Zuckerburg and his dot com.
Go Fuck Yourself,
Love
~Bob
xoxoxoxoxo
PS. It’s snowing outside!


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