Posts tagged elevators

Women.

Aug 25th

Posted by Jerry Zeinfeld in zeinfeldisms

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Women are like elevators,  we push their buttons in the hopes that they will go down on us.

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humans = monkeys

Jan 19th

Posted by Jerry Zeinfeld in zeinfeldisms

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The most primitive thing to do in society is when people look up and wait for elevator floors to change.  It involves the least amount of brain power over any activity known to man.  You know what is the second most primitive?

Pushing this button…

elevator buttons

I wouldn’t be surprised if we took off the panel and saw that the button isn’t even connected to anything.

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