Posts tagged corporate america

bag o glass anyone?

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dan akroyd bag of glass

Dunkin donuts made a big mistake when they decided to hire Mr. Mainway to do their childrens gifts this year.

dunkin donuts recall

potential choking + strangulation = 1 free donut

(as seen inside a Dunkin Donuts today)

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could you go ahead and supersize the peptobismol, please

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mcdonalds ad

Don’t you usually have to number 4 after you eat McDonalds?

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second times a charm

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condom

Is latex recycle-able?

If it is, then we should probably be recycling condoms.

The only stats I could find were here, which shows approx 300 million sold,… IN 1988!! Adjusted for inflation, while including an increase in male hornyness and the rise of slutty girls, that comes out to just over 30 billion condoms sold (and presumed used) in 2006* in the US alone!

Would people use these sloppy second branded recycled condoms?

I look at it this way, this is your chance to play your part in stopping global warming.  If we don’t do something now then our children won’t live to see earth as we know it, full of used condoms.

*+-99% margin of error.

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