Posts tagged corporate america

it’s only a dollar!

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facebook gifts

Dear Facebook,

The gig is up, a piece of paper? As a gift?

Happy Birthday, Son! Here is a piece of paper!! If you look closely its wide-ruled, your favorite!!

Honestly, I am beginning to lose all confidence in Mark Zuckerburg and his dot com.

Go Fuck Yourself,

Love

~Bob

xoxoxoxoxo

PS.  It’s snowing outside!

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what’s wrong with this picture?

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the sliding door company

Put your money where your mouth is

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picture of the day

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walgreens sign

translation: “to fatten shareholder wallets, we have hired sheep who can speak the following languages”

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it’s good to have good lawyers

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walmart always

I love Walmart, but for them to have the word “Always” as a registered trademarked, thats a bit much isn’t it?

(Incase you are wondering, yes I had to pay to post it here and yes it cost over 4 figures)

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ass of u and me

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man on fire

I am a man who loves to make assumptions, so I am going to assume that in the old days, when people were fired from their jobs, they were actually set on fire.

Actually, now that I think about it, why did we ever stop this practice?  How much harder would you work if being engulfed in flames was the consequence to unfinished TPS reports?

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