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the kids are alright
Mar 20th
According to a new study from the American Heart Assocation, it seems to be reasonable OK for the youth of America to start using Cocaine.
A new study by the American Heart Association warned Monday that cocaine use in young or otherwise healthy patients could sometimes cause heart attack symptoms like chest pain, shortness of breath, anxiety, palpitations, dizziness, nausea, heavy sweating and palpitations
The keyword here is “symptoms”, so why stop all the fun of the coke just for a little afterwords anxiety.
…which after looking them over seem more like symptoms of wanting more cocaine and not symptoms of heart explosion.
An ex-drug user and fallen soldier Mitch Hedburg once said “I used to drink wine. This girl asked me, “Doesn’t wine give you a headache?” “Yeah, eventually, but the first and the middle part are amazing!”, which applies perfectly here, why stop using cocaine because of what will happen afterwards?
PS. I am not sure if the picture relates to this, however it made the first page of results on a google image search for heart exploding, so I went with it.
anybody have any loaded guns, machetes or any other dangerous objects to lend an australian family?
Jan 29th
Australians are great parents.
Take this for example.
Alicia Cotter, mother extraordinaire, has a two year old son named Noah. They also have a dog named Cassey. Noah is a nice regular two year old boy. One day he decided to play with Cassey and he pulled on his ears. Coincidentally, Cassey, a Mastiff, decided he wasn’t cool with it and proceeded to maul the boy. With deep cuts and scratches all over the left side of his face, his mother has decided to blame her son in the incident and has decided to keep the dog. Noah, two years old, agrees, “Cassey is a good dog”.
Highlights of the story include:
Noah was covered in blood and crying hysterically when Ms Cottier pulled him away from the dog and dialled triple-0.
“There was blood everywhere, and he was screaming,” she said.
Ambulance officers from the Hunter Westpac Rescue Helicopter attended to Noah and deemed him “the luckiest boy alive”.
60 degreeZ in nYc in january
Jan 8th
sad but good
Feb 23rd
childhood wasted
Feb 11th
Are these ducks retarded? In elementary school, we only learned two things: how to write cursive, and that birds fly south for the winter. So what the hell are these ducks doing swimming in the ice? Are they lazy? Did duck scientists find out that they didn’t need to fly all the way down south just for a few months? What was with all of that “flying V” bullshit that they told us about. I don’t see any flying, and if this is the letter V then I have been way off all these years. Speaking of letters, I don’t even know how to write cursive anymore.
RIP 1988-1993
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