Posts tagged analogies

palpitation worthy

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mother in law

Seeing a car that looks like a cop when you are speeding is like seeing someone that looks like your mother in law when you are on a date with not your wife.

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Khee khee khoo

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obese-woman

Did you ever notice that most people who breathe too loud are people that we would prefer not to be breathing at all?

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when you look good you play good

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baseball player icing arm

If a pitcher icing their arm enables them to pitch longer,

Then a man should be able to ice his _ _ _ _ so he can _ _ _ _ longer.

Agreed?

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