The best site on the web. Comma.
Posts tagged america
can you spare a square?
Nov 8th
Society, I think we need to take a step back.
Well, maybe not society, it could just be me. I am saying this because today I chose a dirtier stall over a cleaner one. Not because there was more TP available in the dirtier one, but through a year and a half of trials and testing I knew I could get better cell phone reception in the dirtier one.
the kids aren’t alright
Mar 31st
This is a snapshot from Foxnews with the latest headlines from today.
Is seems to me that the youth of America is the biggest cause of all our problems.
Any suggestions as to what we can do to them? Other then try to have sex with them and give them firearms and matches?
Maybe we should just stop having children and put an end to society. Sometimes its better to take the easy way out. It’s been a good time, we have made a lot of progress with the internet and cars and technology, but it’s time to put together an exit strategy because I just don’t think this is going to work out.
just shutup
Feb 26th
It used to just be Chicken. The only thing we had to worry about. Just make sure you wash it clean and refrigerate in a timely manner after bringing it out. Every once in a while it would make the news and it was happy.
Then it was Spinach, which was kind of odd, but we brushed it off. We gave it a few front pages and that was enough.
Now, it’s peanut butter. PEANUT BUTTER! It’s been around since the late 1800’s and hadn’t said a word. I guess it couldn’t take it, it was just too damn jealous. It wanted to be on the front page too. It said “If Britney shaving her head is big news, wait till you see what I can do. Anna Nicole ODing? Ha!” So what did it do? It did the only thing food can do, contract salmonella.
Well FUCK YOU peanut butter, I don’t care. Jelly sandwiches are A O K.
And you know what? What is with all of these animals trying to eat people to make the news too? Would you just give it a break? We KNOW you all can eat people, you are animals, remember?
Recent Comments