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retardNation – Sisters sell Illinois shaped corn flake on Ebay for $1,350
Mar 22nd
Who says we are in a REcession?
People are buying Illinois shaped corn flakes for $1,350 on Ebay.
This whole recession thing just looks like a classic case of the wrong “RE”.
America isn’t in a REcession
America is REtarded.
Amazon.com sells a pack of 7-24oz boxes of Corn flakes for $32.64 (with free shipping). This means with $1,350 they could have bought approximately 41 of these 7 packs, which amounts to 287 boxes or 6,888 ounces (430 pounds) of Corn Flakes. I am sure within that they could have found the entire United States Earth worth of Corn Flakes.
Better yet, they could have probably accomplished that with only $600 and spent the other $750 to buy the materials necessary to kill themselves, which in the end would have benefited us all much, much, much better.
discount travel fares coming soon
Jan 25th
I don’t know if THIS is a joke, but apparently some Eithiopians have been caught trying to sneak into America as stow aways on a plane in the overhead compartment.
This brings two things to mind
Either A. we need to send them more food
or B. Airlines can start selling the overhead compartments on flights at a reduced rate?
mark zuckerberg beat up your honor student
Jan 2nd
You know whats the best invention?
Facebook gifts.
Example: As you can see above this weekend they had a VERY LIMITED EDITION of TEN MILLION champaign bottles available to give out, at a dollar a piece! If they sell 10% of these at a minimum that’s a million dollars, all for drawing a picture and a little coding. This is just one gift though, they release new gifts a few times a week.
Who doesn’t have an extra dollar and some freetime at work to give this crap away.
I’d say they make at least $$$$50 million a year on this bullshit.
I bet Mark Zuckerburg just takes revenue from this as his salary.
Fucking genious.
You know whats the second best invention tho? This japanese ice pooping robot.
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