simple number crunching
Nov 2nd
When the state fixes or repairs roads, they feel the need to charge us double for traffic violations. It is only fair that we get a discount if the road is old or if there are other problems with the road. Maybe Sundays can be 35 percent off because the road was built by the WPA or half off Tuesdays because of excessive potholes.
popsickle stick fun
Nov 2nd
what’s with that
Oct 21st
The Mafia:
They kill people.
They shoot them, they strangle them with a thin wire, they cut whole bodies up with pocket knifes, they smash bones with sledgehammers, they cut people up with tablesaws, they bury your legs in concrete and throw you in the ocean alive, they will throw a molotov cocktail in your house while you are watching American Idol, they will be sent out on a “hit” only to realize moments before the bullet enters their own brain that they were really they have been betrayed and they are the ones who are going to die. They will kill you in front of your family, then kill your family.
To me, this seems like quite a bit on someones mind to keep them awake.
So why do they drink espresso out of those tiny cups?
It just doesn’t make any sense.
palpitation worthy
Oct 21st
That’s so Gaza!®
Oct 14th
Today’s headline comes from our least favorite terrorist place in the world – Gaza. It seems like the park officials there have decided to remedy their ailing national zoo and park industry with some new 21st century innovations. Part 1 of the new marketing campaign has them painting donkeys with black and white stripes to look like Zebras (see picture above). Phase 2 involves them cutting off the legs of lizards for the new snake petting area they plan to open as well as cutting the legs off of octopus’s and surgically combining them with other octopus’s to form the worlds only Dodectapus filled aquarium.
Previously they had been running a similar type of program to get people to come to the park – it offered terrorists under 60″ a reduced price for admission – unfortunately they all died in suicide bombings and could not take advantage of the discount.
If you have any other ideas they should consider leave them in the comments!
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