zeinfeldisms

palpitation worthy

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mother in law

Seeing a car that looks like a cop when you are speeding is like seeing someone that looks like your mother in law when you are on a date with not your wife.

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GMail Suggestion

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gmail blog

Sergey and Lawrence:

Heres an idear:

GMail should know when I receive the same forward from someone that I know and reject it from going to my inbox along with a message telling whomever sent it how I appreciate them wasting my life with their old shitty unoriginal emails.

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Khee khee khoo

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obese-woman

Did you ever notice that most people who breathe too loud are people that we would prefer not to be breathing at all?

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The solution to the Healthcare Crisis in America

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sick homeless

It’s pretty simple.

If poor people would just stop getting sick, then they wouldn’t have to worry about coverage.

Duh!

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A little FYI about yours truly

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you are awesome

I like to write little notes on packing slips for stuff I sell through amazon.

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