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leave me alone
Nov 30th
Dear person who works on the same floor as me,
Next time we both end up going to the bathroom at the same time together,
please dont bring up the point that we are on the same "schedule"
You are 65, old, bald and fat.
You still probably listen to the radio, dial into the internet and read about sports in the "newspaper".
So if you think we have anything in "common" you better also think about the iPhone that is going to be thrown at your head immediately after a comment like that.
uriNATION
Nov 5th
Maybe if we had these in the US, the homeless would stop peeing on themselves!
http://www.engadget.com/2007/11/05/urinal-game-banned-by-killjoy-belgium-police/
hysteria
Apr 19th
One of the scariest moments in any mans life is that moment when we are going to the restroom at work. We unzip our pants, reach in to go to pull it out to urinate, only to find it missing.
First, our heart stops, then a panic, where did it go? It was there a minute ago I swear I felt it, what happened? Then we feel around – only to realize the hole for our boxers has shifted to the side a little bit.
Everytime I tell myself I won’t get fooled again.
homeless #2
Jan 30th
Another homeless question. Why do they urinate on themselves? Rich people don’t like the smell of urine. Middle class people don’t like the smell of urine. Poor people don’t even like it. So why do homeless people like it? Trust me, there are many ways to find a free bathroom in the city, so don’t give me that excuse. Maybe when you are younger one day they ask you if you like the smell of urine or not, and based on that answer your future is set, either you can be a normal part of society, or you falter to a life of cardboard box sleeping and public defication.
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