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Mar 5th
Why do pizza places still ask us for our phone number and address when we call to order? Don’t they have caller ID? Everything has caller ID now, not only that but phones have cameras, maps, gps, music, games, email, text messaging, word processing, myspace, paypal, porn, even internet. I guess they just haven’t made the upgrade yet, their priorities are different, they focus more into new cheese locations and toppings (which in most cases looks like lazy piles of meat), and less on technology.
They don’t even make the 30 minute delivery or it’s free guarantee anymore. It seems like over time it has taken longer for them to deliver pizzas than the beginning. While everything has gotten faster, pizzerias seem to have gotten slower.
Well, surprise Dominos, but it’s your lucky day. The past five years I have been developing the technology that can predict when people want pizza and deliver it to them automatically, kind of like in Minority Report when they can predict crimes before they happen.
The price? All I want is a free side order of crazy bread.
the weirdest thing ever happened today
Feb 20th
The weirdest thing ever happened today.
I was walking to penn station to take the train home, when a guy walked by, picked up in ipod from the ground and kept walking. It was so casual and natural it was as if this guy walks around and finds ipods on the street all the time.
It completely blew my mind, and the sad thing was if I was six steps faster it would have been mine.
Has something this crazy ever happened to you before? Comment and let us know…
no more autographs! :(
Feb 6th
The days that having someones’ autograph and it being cool are coming to an end. With the invention of Ebay and other web portals it is possible to get anyones autograph with ease as long as you have the money. What’s cooler is to have a picture with them, which won’t be that much cooler very long as photoshop-ing becomes the norm. So next time you see a celebrity, kidnap them and show your friends if you want them to think anything of it.
sports? check. computers? check?
Jan 29th
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