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Jun 26th
marriage 2007
Jun 12th
When I get married.
The first thing I do before is get a prenuptial agreement.
If we divorce, so what? Big woop. Girls are a dime a dozen. Google search girl and you get 385 million results. I am sure I can replace her at least by the third page of results.
So, take my house, take my cars, shit, take my savings.
But I’ll be damned if that bitch goes near my Itunes collection. She can go fuck herself.
KWAPEH KWAPEH KWAPEH!
May 2nd
you are geting on our nerves
Apr 4th
Apple,
I think I speak for the rest of us when I say it is time to stop advertising the ipod. Everyone has one, we know – it’s the best. It’s easy to use, it’s aesthetically pleasing, now just stop. You are wasting your money (which you could actually be spending on making it thinner). We want them, we need 7500 songs in our pockets, hundreds of movies and we want to carry 50,000 pictures at all times.
Remember how annoying it was when Mcdonalds would tell us how many people they had sold to?
Tag, you’re it.
sad but true
Mar 6th
Next time you ask your friend to look at their cell phone, think about this.
It was probably in the bathroom with them. When they were on the toilet, they probably checked messages, and if they had the capabilities, browsed around on the internet and even sent emails, they maybe even took pictures!
Then they got up, wiped their butt and went back went on with their day.
Don’t believe me? Where do you think I am writing this message from right now?
Checkmate.
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