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Jul 14th
Things Jerry needs in order to survive (in no particular order). Any help would be greatly appreciated.
1. playstation three (for blue-ray disk)
3. iphone
4. ninja training
7. huge chair for loungin’. one that is too big for one person, but too small for two.
8. 2% milk (quart size will do)
ten days late
Jul 2nd
marriage 2007
Jun 12th
When I get married.
The first thing I do before is get a prenuptial agreement.
If we divorce, so what? Big woop. Girls are a dime a dozen. Google search girl and you get 385 million results. I am sure I can replace her at least by the third page of results.
So, take my house, take my cars, shit, take my savings.
But I’ll be damned if that bitch goes near my Itunes collection. She can go fuck herself.
Ass Brained
Jun 1st
Did you ever notice that some people (not me), when they are trying to think and read really hard, they adjust the way they are sitting? Like a part of their brain had somehow gone up their rectum and if they wiggle around and sit upright it will clear out and they can concentrate?
I don’t get it.
Oh wait, hold on, ok let me sit up, shifting, adjusting, shifting, adjusting, sitting up straight, cracked my neck, left side, right side, stretching.
Nope, still don’t get it.
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