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i must have passed through a warp zone
Mar 17th
After seeing this on the front page of foxnews.com
It makes me wonder, what year are we in?!?! Is this normal?!?!
This just proves my theory that gay-ex-governors of New Jersey always have threesomes with their wives and drivers.
decision of the year
Feb 28th
Hmm, a billion dollars to become President and have everyone hate you
***OR***
a billion dollars to spend the next 25 years, which amounts to $40 million a year, $3.33 million a month, $111,111 a day, $4,630 an hour, $77 a minute on better things in life like hookers, booze, cars, houses and fun.
Looks like NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg made the right decision, which is probably why he is a billionaire today!
an open letter to the men of america
Jan 14th
Attention men:
Do you want to live in a land where not having a sex with a woman who is wearing a short skirt is “tantamount to rape” because you cannot leave a woman if she is ready and you must fullfill her?
Do you want to have as many as 20 children with six different wives? And to have your first wife step down in favor of a younger one as the “leader” of the group?
Do you want to have sex with AIDS infested women, only to take a shower to “wash it off?”
Do you like to wear cheetah skins with your K Swiss?
Do you want to be the leader of 48 million people?
WHO WANTS TO HAVE SOME FUN?!?!
Nov 24th
Thailand is wanting to pass a law requiring motorists to stop when their national anthem is played twice daily.
Doesn’t it make you want to go there with an ipod, some speakers and a lawn chair and have some fun?
a bigger threat than iran?
Feb 23rd
Survey says that these monkeys are much more dangerous than a nuclear capable Iran.
Well, being vaporized by a nuclear bomb would be painless, but being hunted by a bunch of crazy acrobatic chimpanzees would be so scary (and funny) – I’d cry.
If the US wants any kind of hope we need to recruit these monkeys to fight for us and drop them from above into strategic locations in the persian empire.
They wouldn’t even notice these monkey warriors amongst their population because most Iranians are more hairy than chimpanzees.
OO OO AH AH!!
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