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stick to placebos

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I am sure this happens to you all the time.

You go in for a routine leg operation and wake up with a new anus.

HOW many people were involved in the operation.  No one double checks? I double check my math homework before I turn it in, I even double check my socks to make sure they match every morning.

Better yet, why not ask the patient a simple “How are we helping you today” before they put patients to sleep.

doctor-fuck-up

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NASA woot w0ot

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Spacedocking

Shuttle astronauts have completed a successful spacedocking today.

Oops, wrong link.

Let me try that again.

Shuttle astronauts have completed a successful spacedocking today.

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inspiration perspiration

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Inspiration comes from many sources.  Click the read link to see some famous people and their inspiration!

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todays news-bian princess

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Next time you stop to help someone in a car accident, you better take your keys out.

These guy’s thought they would be good samaritans when they pulled over on a Minnesota highway after seeing a car fly overhead and hit the median.

With the winchill at -37 degrees outside, Chase Torgerson made a call to 911 for help.  Unfortunately while he was on the phone one of the accident victims decided this was an EXCELLeNT time to steal his car.

YeS! The perfect diversion! Get in a high speed accident in your already working car, then take someone elses car while they are trying to help you! Then crash it! Genious! Muy Bien!

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science wins again

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Eat shit and die,

HOWEVER

Smell shit and live.

According to a recent study by the New Scientist, Dairy farmers are five times less likely than the general population to develop lung cancer.  This is as a result of their built immunity from exposure of the bacteria in manure.

[via The Daily Telegraph]

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