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wait wait wait, i call do-over
Mar 24th
Time to crunch some numbers.
Amount Sadaam asked the US to give him to evaquate Iraq one month before the war = $1 Billion.
Estimated cost of the Iraq War = $3 Trillion.
The 2006 estimated value of Manhattan values it at just over $800 Billion. Meaning, therefore, henceforth, hypothetically, theoretically, quite possible, maybe, kind of, woulda, shoulda, why the fuck didn’t we, we could have just built one(1) Manhattan for the Sunni’s, One(1) Manhattan for the Shia’s and one(1) miscellaneous Manhattan for all others.
How come no one ever asks me?
the key to a successful marriage
Mar 24th
third period: math
Mar 22nd
Class,
Today’s math lesson will be in addition. Please get out your loose leaf paper and a sharpened two pencil and get ready to take notes.
Lets begin;
alcohol + tasers = ok
nudity + tasers = kinky
alcohol + nudity = great
alcohol + nudity + tasers = death
retardNation – Sisters sell Illinois shaped corn flake on Ebay for $1,350
Mar 22nd
Who says we are in a REcession?
People are buying Illinois shaped corn flakes for $1,350 on Ebay.
This whole recession thing just looks like a classic case of the wrong “RE”.
America isn’t in a REcession
America is REtarded.
Amazon.com sells a pack of 7-24oz boxes of Corn flakes for $32.64 (with free shipping). This means with $1,350 they could have bought approximately 41 of these 7 packs, which amounts to 287 boxes or 6,888 ounces (430 pounds) of Corn Flakes. I am sure within that they could have found the entire United States Earth worth of Corn Flakes.
Better yet, they could have probably accomplished that with only $600 and spent the other $750 to buy the materials necessary to kill themselves, which in the end would have benefited us all much, much, much better.
decisions, decisions
Mar 19th
Getting old? Tired of life but have a few extra hours before you want to end it?
Here is something fun to do!
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