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attention all homeless
Mar 22nd
Have you ever seen a pregnant homeless woman? Or a young homeless married couple expecting their first child? If you know anyone who has been in this situation, could you relay these questions to them for me?
Where was the baby shower? Did they register anywhere for the babies? I have seen homeless people eat half eaten food, and dig through trashcans for other poeples stuff, do they reuse old diapers for their babies? What did they use for babywipes? Newspaper? What about a nursery, was there any planning involved in creating this baby zone? Or did they just put aside some fresh boxes for the newborn? Do the babies keep them up all night or are they used to being up all night because they live on a sidewalk? Do they have other homeless people babysit their kids while they are away from their shopping cart?. Do they even buy a stroller or do they just use the shopping cart for their kids as well? Maybe thats why they get the cart in the first place. What do they teach them about strangers? Do they have playdates with other neighborhood homeless babies?
If you can know the answers to any of these questions, or can find me someone who does, please contact me at Bob@bobsakamano.com
the best pick up line ever
Mar 8th
True story – 20 minutes ago.
I was walking into Best Buy, and as I was walking in two girls were walking in and this guy walks by and says "would you like to make your mouth a sperm bank?" to the girls. (I think, he may have been saying it to me?!?!?)
What is the best pick up line you all have ever heard?
just another day in NYC
Feb 24th
Another crazy thing happened today, coincidentally again as I was walking to Penn station.
Walking down the steps into Penn Station (mind you, this is the longest set of stairs/escalator that I have ever seen) I looked down and saw a guy tumbling. I always thought it would be funny, but it was kind of surreal. He stopped at a mid point on the stairs that is wider, I think they made it like this so people don’t go all the way down. He said he felt like he broke his foot, he couldn’t move.
But, so casually I jogged over to tell a police officer and on my way I looked over at a screen to see what time my train was coming, 7:15. It was 7:07, just enough time for me to tell the cop, go back to the guy, and then go get on my train.
Fuckin nuts.
the weirdest thing ever happened today
Feb 20th
The weirdest thing ever happened today.
I was walking to penn station to take the train home, when a guy walked by, picked up in ipod from the ground and kept walking. It was so casual and natural it was as if this guy walks around and finds ipods on the street all the time.
It completely blew my mind, and the sad thing was if I was six steps faster it would have been mine.
Has something this crazy ever happened to you before? Comment and let us know…
dreams stripped away
Jan 31st
Today while standing on the subway, it occurred to me that holding the pole would be the closest I would ever be to being a stripper. However I soon realized that holding the pole in a subway verse holding one in a strip club is quite different.
First off, the subway costs 2 dollars no matter where you are going. A stripper can cost a hell of a lot more.
On the subway,… people are going to school. At the strip club strippers are making money to pay for school.
On the subway,… people are listening to music on their headphones. At the strip club strippers dance to music for all to hear.
On the subway,… people hold tightly to all their belongings. At the strip club strippers throw their clothes off and even give their panties to the crowd.
The biggest difference however is that on the subway, you are trying to avoid falling into someone’s lap. A stripper we all know is doing the exact opposite.
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