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Rip Off Report!

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starsucks

Umm… was just at starbucks… you know the only diff between a LARGE iced latte and a MEDIUM is MORE milk?!?!? The same kind of milk they offer for FREE on that little table! Not more espresso/caffeine!!

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wait wait wait, i call do-over

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einstein

 

Time to crunch some numbers.

Amount Sadaam asked the US to give him to evaquate Iraq one month before the war = $1 Billion.

Estimated cost of the Iraq War = $3 Trillion.

The 2006 estimated value of Manhattan values it at just over $800 Billion.  Meaning, therefore, henceforth, hypothetically, theoretically, quite possible, maybe, kind of, woulda, shoulda, why the fuck didn’t we, we could have just built one(1) Manhattan for the Sunni’s,  One(1) Manhattan for the Shia’s and one(1) miscellaneous Manhattan for all others.

How come no one ever asks me?

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weekend at bernies IV

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This story is pretty hilarious.

Two friends of a dead guy put him in a chair and wheeled him down the streets of manhattan in an attempt to cash his welfare check.

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uriNATION

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Maybe if we had these in the US, the homeless would stop peeing on themselves!

http://www.engadget.com/2007/11/05/urinal-game-banned-by-killjoy-belgium-police/

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hairy potter and the garbage can buffet

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Ok, I have officially seen it all.

I just saw a homeless guy reading the new Hairy Potter book.

What happened to the days of alcohol and drug addiction?  Was that not exciting enough to the point that they had to turn to wizards and fairy boys?

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