homeless

uriNATION

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Maybe if we had these in the US, the homeless would stop peeing on themselves!

http://www.engadget.com/2007/11/05/urinal-game-banned-by-killjoy-belgium-police/

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hairy potter and the garbage can buffet

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Ok, I have officially seen it all.

I just saw a homeless guy reading the new Hairy Potter book.

What happened to the days of alcohol and drug addiction?  Was that not exciting enough to the point that they had to turn to wizards and fairy boys?

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attention all homeless

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Have you ever seen a pregnant homeless woman?  Or a young homeless married couple expecting their first child?  If you know anyone who has been in this situation, could you relay these questions to them for me?

Where was the baby shower?  Did they register anywhere for the babies?  I have seen homeless people eat half eaten food, and dig through trashcans for other poeples stuff, do they reuse old diapers for their babies?  What did they use for babywipes? Newspaper?  What about a nursery, was there any planning involved in creating this baby zone? Or did they just put aside some fresh boxes for the newborn?  Do the babies keep them up all night or are they used to being up all night because they live on a sidewalk?  Do they have other homeless people babysit their kids while they are away from their shopping cart?.  Do they even buy a stroller or do they just use the shopping cart for their kids as well?  Maybe thats why they get the cart in the first place.  What do they teach them about strangers?  Do they have playdates with other neighborhood homeless babies?

If you can know the answers to any of these questions, or can find me someone who does, please contact me at Bob@bobsakamano.com

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homeless #2

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Another homeless question.  Why do they urinate on themselves?  Rich people don’t like the smell of urine.  Middle class people don’t like the smell of urine.  Poor people don’t even like it. So why do homeless people like it?  Trust me, there are many ways to find a free bathroom in the city, so don’t give me that excuse.  Maybe when you are younger one day they ask you if you like the smell of urine or not, and based on that answer your future is set, either you can be a normal part of society, or you falter to a life of cardboard box sleeping and public defication.

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