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stick to placebos
Mar 19th
I am sure this happens to you all the time.
You go in for a routine leg operation and wake up with a new anus.
HOW many people were involved in the operation. No one double checks? I double check my math homework before I turn it in, I even double check my socks to make sure they match every morning.
Better yet, why not ask the patient a simple “How are we helping you today” before they put patients to sleep.
science wins again
Jan 29th
Eat shit and die,
HOWEVER
Smell shit and live.
According to a recent study by the New Scientist, Dairy farmers are five times less likely than the general population to develop lung cancer. This is as a result of their built immunity from exposure of the bacteria in manure.
[via The Daily Telegraph]
barf
Oct 29th
Dear Women,
Who do you think you are fooling? Do you really think we are that dumb? Just because you bleach the hair, it doesn’t mean you don’t have a moustache growing on your upper lip.
Why don’t you save yourself the embarrassment and just get it waxed off, better yet just go ahead and get it lasered. I see no time in the future where having that hair-bleached or not, will be necessary.
troba troba
Jul 11th
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