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		<description><![CDATA[is more tired than Michelin.
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		<title>away message</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Periodically I will post great away messages, here is one I just thought of.
&#34;David Blaine ate my away message,&#8230;with his penis&#34;
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Periodically I will post great away messages, here is one I just thought of.</p>
<p>&quot;David Blaine ate my away message,&#8230;with his penis&quot;</p>
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