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sharp aquos jacktards

Nov 29th

Posted by Jerry Zeinfeld in commercials

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Isn’t this retarded?  Not only will I NEVER see myself dancing around with my LCD, I do not even allow anyone to get within three feet of it at the risk they could damage it.  Who really cares if it is that much slimmer? It goes on the wall!  Heres an idea, MAKE THEM CHEAPER!

Oh, I see, a girl comes over on a Saturday night, its not "how big is your johnson" anymore, its "how  slim is your LCD" ok. got it. great.

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nerd family

Jul 20th

Posted by Jerry Zeinfeld in Food and Drink

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I’m sorry but these Sargento’s are a bunch of nerds, I wouldn’t trust them with my children, do you think I would trust them my cheese. Shyah!

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friday fun

May 25th

Posted by Jerry Zeinfeld in commercials

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If I had a sweepstakes, I would do all of the normal things involved in a typical ’stake.  I would get the van, have the camera crew, and even give away the prize during the Superbowl, which would of course be an oversized check.  The prize? $100.000,000,000.00.

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