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Jerry Zeinfeld Undercover: Light ‘n’ Bullshit
Apr 5th
Seems like our friends at tropicana have thrown out a little twister of their own.
The following are the nutritional facts of two of their products. One being their Tropicana Calcium + Vitamin D Orange Juice. The other being their new product, Light N Healthy with Calcium (I decided to compare orange to half oranges here and am using the Tropicana + calcium since they do not have a plain light n healthy to compare to, which you will notice contains the addition of the FruitCal which adds the artificial calcium).
As you can see, the secret ingredient to making their product is simple: Just add water! 58% more water than juice to be exact. So what are they doing with all of this extra juice they are saving?
The Million Dollar Question
Feb 27th
Want to be an Office Comedian?
Nov 11th
Office humor advice: When there is a weird (but good) smell floating around the office, and for example someone says “it smells like pizza in here” – just say “it’s my new cologne, ‘pizza’.” Then insert a famous perfume makers name here like Gucci, while also changing the food name to something more elegant.
So to review:
Person A: Whats that smell? it smells like hot dogs.. does anyone else smell it?
Person B: It’s my new cologne “Frankfurter” by Jean Paul Gaultier.
Let the LoLz roll in.
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